For two and a half years now, I've been wearing braces on my teeth to correct an overbite. I am beyond ready for the mofos to get out of my face.
Other people have sexual fantasies (okay, I have those too, but you'll have to get me drunk before I talk about them); me, I fantasize about a bottle of Stoli and a pair of needle-nosed pliers...
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